Titties and Beer Tee

Not much to explain—and that’s the point. This tee says it loud so you don’t have to. Clean fit, soft feel, and a bold statement that’s guaranteed to get laughs, nods, or a slap on the back (or maybe the face). Wear responsibly. Or don’t.

• • Wide, rib collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
  • Relaxed fit, seamless body
    
  • Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
  • Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes

Each item is made to order with care, which means it takes time to craft and ship. We appreciate your patience—it’s worth the wait! All orders will ship by August 26th at the latest. 

All sales are final. No exchanges or returns will be accepted.